Wife is going to make life harder than death now!

[Moose]

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life..

 

In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

 

i told her : Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.

 

If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive,

I'd much rather die'.

 

My Wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to

disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox,

and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...

 

I ALMOST DIED!!

 

SO, I BETTER BEHAVE CAUSE WITHOUT THOSE THINGS LIFE WITH HER IS GOING TO BE EVEN HARDER...

[GRUMPS The Towman]

That was great !!!

[rreschran]

and ... sleep with one eye open.           Good luck Moose.