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One Liners Day

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Now that I think about it, I suppose my one liner is " Well, that's good for it" since I seem to say that at least 2-3 times a day when dropping my phone, laptop, notebook or tools etc...


P.S. I use the "living the dream" line a lot myself...LOL

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One-liners day was the 21st?  Well then, I must be "a day late and a dollar short" ... LOL


In regards to going after a tough-to-load PPI: "We'll either get it, or we won't" (you'll never get it if you don't try)


Multipurpose: the classic "What could possibly go wrong?"


And the motto of a former employer, "It isn't a problem until it's a problem" .......



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Some more good ones now that you guys have me thinking:


"No good deed goes unpunished"


"There's a light at the end of the tunnel"   -   followed by:  "But I'm afraid it might be the train"


I heard this from a State Trooper about the rednecks with jacked up 4x4 trucks: "Truck height is inversely proportionate to penis length"


"That is what I was shooting for"   - used when your results didn't turn out as planned.


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The Bigger the Failures the Greater the Lessons!


Great Things never came from Comfort Zones!


My Only Addiction is Going to a Recovery!


Close to Heaven Down to Earth!

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just saw this in a bar last night on the snowmobile trails


"alcohol, because no good story ever started with eating a salad"



doing things I know I shouldn't


Oh, thats gonna leave a mark

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will ...

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My favourite one when asked how long are we going to take ?       ....."If all goes to plan, we will be done in a hour ...if it doesn't, we will be here all night" ....!!


My other favourite...    " Just another day in paradise "    !!


Stay safe and well out there...



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