One Liners Day

[TowZone]

One-Liners Day is Observed annually on January 21st

Do you have a Favorite One Liner?

 

Mine is "May the TowForce be with you."

[ProTower]

"Living the dream"

[GRUMPS The Towman]

Now that I think about it, I suppose my one liner is " Well, that's good for it" since I seem to say that at least 2-3 times a day when dropping my phone, laptop, notebook or tools etc...

😁

P.S. I use the "living the dream" line a lot myself...LOL

[Stubborn66]

"Cant make it any worse" I tell my customers that..............or at least the ones I know can take a joke

[someotherplace]

One-liners day was the 21st?  Well then, I must be "a day late and a dollar short" ... LOL

 

In regards to going after a tough-to-load PPI: "We'll either get it, or we won't" (you'll never get it if you don't try)

 

Multipurpose: the classic "What could possibly go wrong?"

 

And the motto of a former employer, "It isn't a problem until it's a problem" .......

 

Richard

[ProTower]

Some more good ones now that you guys have me thinking:

 

"No good deed goes unpunished"

 

"There's a light at the end of the tunnel"   -   followed by:  "But I'm afraid it might be the train"

 

I heard this from a State Trooper about the rednecks with jacked up 4x4 trucks: "Truck height is inversely proportionate to penis length"

 

"That is what I was shooting for"   - used when your results didn't turn out as planned.

 

[GRUMPS The Towman]

Another one I use from time to time on big, messy jobs and such is 

"Well, This is gonna taste like s#!t"... 

LMAO

[SUPERIOR35]

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it !!!👍

[yoBdaBenO]

The Bigger the Failures the Greater the Lessons!

 

Great Things never came from Comfort Zones!

 

My Only Addiction is Going to a Recovery!

 

Close to Heaven Down to Earth!

[Stubborn66]

just saw this in a bar last night on the snowmobile trails

 

"alcohol, because no good story ever started with eating a salad"

 

 

doing things I know I shouldn't

 

Oh, thats gonna leave a mark

[64fordholmes500]

If I was worth 1/3 on what you think I am, we both could retire !

 

You have tried your way,  now it is my turn.

[mushspeed]

My favourite one when asked how long are we going to take ?       ....."If all goes to plan, we will be done in a hour ...if it doesn't, we will be here all night" ....!!

 

My other favourite...    " Just another day in paradise "    !!

 

Stay safe and well out there...

 

John.

[Chuckud]

My personal favorite when someone asks for advice "this advise is worth exactly what you paid for it, NOTHING!"

[fenderbendr6]

"If it was easy, anybody could do it"

 

"HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!"

[Stubborn66]

9 minutes ago, fenderbendr6 said:

"HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!"

 

Another one of my personal favorites, cant believe I forgot it